So I was shoving this guy around at about
2:00 am this morning. He said "Hey buddy, your zipper is down." So I said,
"The heck it is!" Then he said, "'Heck'?" I asked him if he wanted a piece
of me. He said, "Thanks anyway." Then I pushed at his chest, then he pushed
at mine, and I got to thinking... what are some good swear words I can
use without anybody actually knowing that I'm swearing at them?
Son of a female dog
Eternally cursed by God son of a female
Male bovine feces
"You make me so mad, you eternally cursed
by God fatherless son of a female dog."
"That's a load of male bovine feces."
Why don't I put ketchup on my mashed potato,
and butter, sour cream, chives, cheddar cheese and bacon bits on my french