My friend Connie was reading my webpage
and she laughed so hard milk started coming out of her nose. I said to
her, "Get that out of here! We don't need that! This is Time Warner Cable,
Bakersfield Division, the most noble and respected of all cable companies.
Our service is the most reliable and our management is top-notch. We don't
give out free porn or anything like that, and we sure aren't going to take
any of this milk-snorting male bovine feces!" Nevertheless, she persisted
in her milk-spewing abomination.
Today's Moral is
Don't drink milk at Time Warner Cable,