My friend Connie was reading my webpage and she laughed so hard milk started coming out of her nose. I said to her, "Get that out of here! We don't need that! This is Time Warner Cable, Bakersfield Division, the most noble and respected of all cable companies. Our service is the most reliable and our management is top-notch. We don't give out free porn or anything like that, and we sure aren't going to take any of this milk-snorting male bovine feces!" Nevertheless, she persisted in her milk-spewing abomination.

Today's Moral is

Don't drink milk at Time Warner Cable, Bakersfield Division


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