Oh yes, check out the new layout at naked Sally.
In other news, I was at Wal-Mart the other day trying to buy some juice. I gave two fives to
the checkout girl. One was missing about 25% of the bill. She asked me if I had the rest of the
bill. I said, "I think that's legal". She said she would find out. A few minutes another girl
comes buy, obviously an expert, and says, they can't take the bill because it's missing too
much. I say, "I don't think you understand the reasoning behind rejecting a torn bill. Here is
a complete $5 bill." I ripped it in perfect halves. "Now, both of these will obviously be
rejected by any business. Can you tell me why?" They said because too much was missing. "Of
course," I said, "but let me tell you in detail. If I were a crooked man, and the law against
using torn bills was not as it is, I could rip this bill in half and make it $10. How? By using
one half here, and the other half there. But the law says that there must be more than half of the
bill (I don't know the exact percentage), because... (blank stares all around) if I tear off
one fourth of the bill, then I have a fourth and three fourths. I can use the three fourths, but not
the one fourth. ¡Vóila! I cannot use the same bill twice. Now I have three fourths of the bill here,
and if I was trying to defraud you, I would have one fourth somewhere else. The law would protect
you by saying you should accept my three fourths bill, but not my one fourth bill. Is that
clear?" The ladies said blah blah blah about too much of my bill being missing, so I pulled out
a ten and left.
18 May 1999
More links have been added to
naked Sally. Check it out.
17 May 1999
Just got back from Joel Lueck's graduation from Saluki Law School. He's quite the stud, he is.
I've updated naked Sally. Don't be afraid.
No more bad words, except maybe the "p" word ("poopoo" or "peepee")
12 May 1999 10:54 pm
Check out the new pics on Family Stuff's page.
12 May 1999
How many days till Episode I? For those
of you who don't know what I'm talking about, GET YOUR HEAD OUT OF YOUR HEINEY!
How many days till Y2K? Who knows? Who really cares? I will have seen Episode I.
I've gotten into this habit of saying "dot com" after everything dot com. This is the world
Liesl will grow up in. I better start calling her Liesl Diesel Dot Com, because it will happen.
I'm serious. You will be "Freaked Out SuperDuper Webpage Reader Dot Com", and I will be HondoBondo
Dot Com. But here's the site you really want to see: www.wuss.com.
11 May 1999
Now laugh out loud so the person sitting next to you will think you're reading something
funny. Now say real loud, "Hondo's SuperDuper webpage ROCKS! I LOVE HIM!"
Yes, today, I am grasping for inspiration. Can you feel me grasp? I'm working on a little
deep thought that should make all of you mad. Maybe you'll laugh. Ha.
Check out this site I found on chili
peppers. You thought jalapeños were hot, you wuss.
8 May 1999
Check out the changes to Family Stuff's page.
6 May 1999
My head is going to explode. Right...now. There it goes. Ahhh...yes. This week has been hell.
I've had a fever since Sunday. 102°+ My head's not supposed to be that hot. Yet I live.
Like anyone of you care. Like any one is out there. One? Haha. This is my webpage.
Thirteen long days till Episode I. Of course I don't have the stamina to get in line now for
tickets. I just have to steel myself against all the fools
who will give away the storyline on TV and whatnot.
Here's a thought: I've noticed that every time there's a burning building, there will be some
plus-plus sized woman with nothing but a T-shirt on. No garments below the abdomen
en locus operandi. Sheesh. What is that? Do they take them off after someone screams fire?
"They might burn up, because heat rises!" Heat rises, right? Or do they just lay around the place
Another one: does anyone recognize these ingredients? "MECHANICALLY SEPARATED CHICKEN, PARTIALLY
DEFATTED COOKED PORK FATTY TISSUE, BEEF TRIPE, PARTIALLY DEFATTED COOKED BEEF FATTY TISSUE..."
From here on, it's a self-mocking line-up. Now I can see the need for chicken to be
mechanically separated. I mean, who wants to put that on their resumé? But how does one defat
fatty tissue? What's left? Partially defatted makes sense. Good thing it's cooked, I wouldn't want to
upset any sensitive stomachs. Beef tripe I like. I love menudo. Not the group. NOT THE GROUP.